blog: studio voice on the PageSpeed post, and an update for the new splash

Title takes "Our" instead of "My", and the body follows it: fifteen instances of
first-person singular are now plural. The second "Our" in the title became "the"
to avoid the doubling.

Swept the same judgment language out of it. "I like it", "the obvious thing",
"The obvious suspect", "First gotcha worth knowing", "What I would actually tell
you", "Why I care about the boring version". A report states what happened and
lets the reader rank it. Kept the honest method reporting ("we got it wrong
twice"), which is evidence rather than editorial.

Swept the other posts too and deliberately changed nothing in them.
such-moon-launch-release uses "I" for a real authorship claim, "the very first
game I ever wrote", which becomes false as "we". The two hits in
vegan-iq-data-pipeline are an idiom and a quoted hypothetical. Site copy under
src/ came back clean.

NEW UPDATE. The post described a splash that no longer exists, so it now carries
the replacement and what measuring it turned up.

The pillar signature replaced the Cherenkov splash. Making it advance on its own
surfaced a defect that had been shipping: CLS 0 to 1.0, caused not by the new
animation but by the splash having always been a min-h-[100svh] block in document
flow that only became fixed on the way out. CLS excuses shifts within 500ms of
input, so clickers never contributed it and the headline 100 was accurate only
for them. Reduced-motion and returning-session visitors, who never click, scored
74 with CLS 1.0 against production.

Numbers are measured, not recalled: mobile 97 (LCP 1.2s, CLS 0.013, TBT 20ms),
desktop 98 (LCP 1.0s, CLS 0.005, TBT 0ms), run against production this week. The
reduced-motion path is 98 where it was 74.
This commit is contained in:
jwinterm
2026-08-21 05:36:43 -04:00
parent 037304b1ad
commit 3d7732c88b
@@ -1,47 +1,44 @@
---
title: "My Animated Splash Was Tanking Our Mobile PageSpeed Score. It Wasn't the Image."
title: "Our Animated Splash Was Tanking the Mobile PageSpeed Score. It Wasn't the Image."
date: "2026-06-06"
excerpt: "An animated hero, a mobile score stuck in the 60s, and a fix that came down to one render-blocking stylesheet, not the image."
excerpt: "An animated hero, a mobile score stuck in the 60s, and a fix that came down to one render-blocking stylesheet, not the image. Updated August 2026 with a new splash and a layout shift the score was hiding."
draft: false
---
# My Animated Splash Was Tanking Our Mobile PageSpeed Score. It Wasn't the Image.
# Our Animated Splash Was Tanking the Mobile PageSpeed Score. It Wasn't the Image.
Our homepage opens with a splash: the SUCH mark glowing over a Cherenkov-blue field, a water ripple
when you click through, a cross-fade into the page. I like it. On Google's Lighthouse test it scored
98 out of 100 on desktop. On mobile it sat in the 60s, sometimes failing outright, and the number
dragging it down was Largest Contentful Paint (LCP).
Our homepage opens with a splash. On Google's Lighthouse test it scored 98 out of 100 on desktop. On
mobile it sat in the 60s, sometimes failing outright, and the number dragging it down was Largest
Contentful Paint (LCP).
A "paint" is the browser drawing pixels to the screen. First paint is when anything shows up. The
largest contentful paint is when the biggest piece of real content, usually a headline or an image,
finishes drawing. Google weighs LCP heavily because it stands in for "the page looks ready."
I chased that number and got it wrong twice before the breakdown showed me the obvious thing. The short
version: the logo was ready instantly, but the browser would not paint it until a separate stylesheet
request came back. Inline the CSS so it ships with the page, and the logo paints right away. The image
fixes I tried first barely moved it.
We got it wrong twice before the breakdown showed us the answer. The short version: the logo was ready
instantly, but the browser would not paint it until a separate stylesheet request came back. Inline the
CSS so it ships with the page, and the logo paints right away. The image fixes we tried first barely
moved it.
## The obvious suspect
## The first suspect: the logo
On mobile the tagline is hidden, so the biggest thing on screen is the logo. So you would naively
optimize the logo. Seems reasonable.
On mobile the tagline is hidden, so the biggest thing on screen is the logo.
First gotcha worth knowing: Chrome will not let a drawing written straight into the page (an inline
SVG, for scalable vector graphics) count as the largest paint. Plain text counts. An `<img>` tag
counts, even pointing at an SVG file. An `<svg>...</svg>` written into the HTML does not. Our logo was
the inline kind, and on mobile it was the only big thing on screen, so the test had nothing valid to
measure and reported an error. Swapping it for an `<img>` tag made the error go away, which felt like
progress.
Chrome will not let a drawing written straight into the page (an inline SVG, for scalable vector
graphics) count as the largest paint. Plain text counts. An `<img>` tag counts, even pointing at an SVG
file. An `<svg>...</svg>` written into the HTML does not. Our logo was the inline kind, and on mobile it
was the only big thing on screen, so the test had nothing valid to measure and reported an error.
Swapping it for an `<img>` tag cleared the error.
The score barely moved. LCP was still four or five seconds, and it jumped between runs. That jumping
is a clue: a number that swings by whole seconds is not held back by one slow thing you can point at.
The score barely moved. LCP was still four or five seconds, and it jumped between runs. A number that
swings by whole seconds is not held back by one slow thing you can point at.
## The test that ruled out the image
If the logo is slow, the usual suspect is the network: it is a separate file the browser has to fetch,
and on a slow connection that fetch waits behind the CSS and JavaScript. Easy to test. Inline the
image into the HTML as text (a data URI), so there is no separate file and no request. If the download
was the problem, the logo should now paint about when the rest of the page first does, near a second.
and on a slow connection that fetch waits behind the CSS and JavaScript. Inline the image into the HTML
as text (a data URI), so there is no separate file and no request. If the download was the problem, the
logo should now paint about when the rest of the page first does, near a second.
It did not. With the image inlined, LCP was still about five seconds. The download was never the
bottleneck. Whatever held the logo back happened after the bytes were already in hand.
@@ -54,26 +51,25 @@ bottleneck. Whatever held the logo back happened after the bytes were already in
## Where the time actually went
The clue was in front of me, and I read it backwards. Total Blocking Time (TBT, roughly how long the
page is too busy to respond to a tap) was tiny, about 20 milliseconds. The main thread was free. So
whatever held the logo back, it was not JavaScript either.
Total Blocking Time (TBT, roughly how long the page is too busy to respond to a tap) was tiny, about 20
milliseconds. The main thread was free, so the delay was not JavaScript either.
Lighthouse splits LCP into two parts: loading the element, then drawing it. The breakdown was blunt.
Time to first byte: basically zero. Load time: zero, since the logo is inline. Render delay: about two
and a half seconds. The pixels were in the HTML, the server was fast, the main thread was idle, and
still nothing drew for over two seconds.
Lighthouse splits LCP into two parts: loading the element, then drawing it. Time to first byte:
basically zero. Load time: zero, since the logo is inline. Render delay: about two and a half seconds.
The pixels were in the HTML, the server was fast, the main thread was idle, and still nothing drew for
over two seconds.
There is one thing that makes a browser hold a ready element off the screen like that: it is waiting on
One thing makes a browser hold a ready element off the screen like that: it is waiting on
render-blocking CSS. The page shipped its styles as one separate stylesheet, and a browser will not
paint anything until that file is fetched and parsed. On a throttled phone that single extra round-trip
was the whole gap, and its timing wobbled run to run, which is exactly why the score bounced between 70
and 96 on identical code.
was the whole gap, and its timing wobbled run to run, which is why the score bounced between 70 and 96
on identical code.
## The fix
So the fix was to stop making the paint wait on a second request. Next can inline the CSS straight into
the HTML, so the styles arrive in the same response as the markup. No separate stylesheet, no extra
round-trip, nothing render-blocking between the HTML and the first paint.
Next can inline the CSS straight into the HTML, so the styles arrive in the same response as the
markup. No separate stylesheet, no extra round-trip, nothing render-blocking between the HTML and the
first paint.
<figure>
<img src="/images/blog/animated-hero-core-web-vitals/css-critical-path.svg" alt="Before: the HTML arrives, then the browser fetches and waits for a separate stylesheet, then the logo paints late. After: the HTML arrives with the CSS inlined, and the logo paints immediately." />
@@ -85,57 +81,89 @@ With the CSS inlined, render delay collapsed and the logo painted with the page.
60s to a steady 100, and the run-to-run bouncing stopped, because the thing that varied, that one CSS
request, was no longer on the path.
For the record, I also did the things you are supposed to do: moved most of the page to server-rendered
HTML instead of one big client component, and dropped a JavaScript animation library off the first
load. That cut the blocking time and is worth doing on its own. But the breakdown is what kept me
honest. The LCP gate was the stylesheet, not the JavaScript, and only inlining the CSS made the number
stick.
We also moved most of the page to server-rendered HTML instead of one big client component, and dropped
a JavaScript animation library off the first load. That cut the blocking time. But the LCP gate was the
stylesheet, not the JavaScript, and only inlining the CSS made the number stick.
## What I would actually tell you
## What to check
- Read the LCP breakdown, not just the number. If render delay dominates while time-to-first-byte and
load time are near zero, you are not waiting on the network or the server. You are waiting on
something that blocks rendering.
- Render-blocking CSS is that something, more often than you would think. One stylesheet is one extra
round-trip between the HTML and the first paint, and on a slow connection that can be seconds. Inline
it, or split it so the above-the-fold styles ship with the page.
- Render-blocking CSS is a frequent cause. One stylesheet is one extra round-trip between the HTML and
the first paint, and on a slow connection that can be seconds. Inline it, or split it so the
above-the-fold styles ship with the page.
- A data URI rules out the network in one move. If inlining the image does not change LCP, stop
optimizing the image.
- An image drawn straight into the HTML (inline SVG) does not count as the largest paint. Use an `<img>`.
- A green Total Blocking Time does not mean a fast paint. They measure different things, and a free main
thread can still sit behind a render-blocking request. Read the breakdown of the slow number, not the
one next to it.
- Trimming JavaScript (server components, fewer libraries) is still worth doing for responsiveness and
weight, even when it is not what is gating your paint.
thread can still sit behind a render-blocking request.
- Trimming JavaScript (server components, fewer libraries) helps responsiveness and weight even when it
is not what gates the paint.
- None of this needed a content delivery network (CDN). It was about what blocks the first paint, fixed
in the build.
## Why I care about the boring version
## Performance as accessibility
Performance is part of accessibility, which is a core tenet of this studio. A hero that feels instant
on my laptop can be unusable on a cheap phone over a weak connection, and that phone is somebody's only
Performance is part of accessibility, which is a core tenet of this studio. A hero that feels instant on
a laptop can be unusable on a cheap phone over a weak connection, and that phone is somebody's only
device. Getting it to appear fast there is part of the same work as getting it to run with a screen
reader or at 400% zoom.
The splash survived. It still shimmers and dissolves into the page, and it skips the intro entirely for
anyone whose device asks for less motion.
## Update, a month later: the weight moved, not the blocker
When something is slow to appear, read the breakdown before you touch anything. The wait is often not
where you would guess, and mine was hiding in a single stylesheet request the whole time.
The mobile score slid back into the 70s. The render-blocking culprit from last time was gone. The new
drag was download weight: the page was pulling about 940 kilobytes on mobile, nearly half of it a single
450-kilobyte bundle from Cloudflare Turnstile, the "are you a human" check on our contact form.
## Update, a month later: it wasn't the stylesheet this time either
On the homepage that form sits far below the fold, but the widget loaded its scripts the instant the page
did, so on a phone over a weak connection that 450 kilobytes competed with the content people came to
see. It never hurt desktop, which is why the score split.
The mobile score slid back into the 70s. I took my own advice and read the breakdown first, and the
render-blocking culprit from last time was gone. The new drag was download weight: the page was pulling
about 940 kilobytes on mobile, nearly half of it a single 450-kilobyte bundle from Cloudflare Turnstile,
the "are you a human" check on our contact form.
The widget is now lazy: it loads when the form scrolls near the screen, and on the dedicated contact
page, where the form is right there, it still loads at once. Page weight dropped from about 940 kilobytes
to 490, and mobile went from the mid-70s to 93, desktop 99.
The catch is where that form lives. On the homepage it sits far below the fold, but the widget loaded
its scripts the instant the page did, so on a phone over a weak connection that 450 kilobytes competed
with the content people actually came to see. It never hurt desktop, which is why the score split, high
on a laptop and mediocre on a phone.
## Update, August 2026: a new splash, and a layout shift the score was hiding
The fix was to make the widget lazy: it now loads only when the form scrolls near the screen, and on the
dedicated contact page, where the form is right there, it still loads at once. Page weight dropped from
about 940 kilobytes to 490, and mobile went from the mid-70s to 93 (desktop, 99). Same lesson as before,
in a new disguise: the cost was real, it was just parked somewhere nobody was looking.
The splash this post describes is gone. It has been replaced by the brand pack's pillar signature: four
dots become the four pillar symbols, then the word SUCH, and the page takes over. The animation is one
generated SVG whose CSS timeline is scaled to end at 1337ms, and the gate that holds it reads the same
value, so the cover cannot be dismissed mid-draw.
Making it advance on its own surfaced a defect that had been shipping for some time. Cumulative Layout
Shift went from 0 to 1.0, and the cause was not the new animation. The splash had always been a
`min-h-[100svh]` block in document flow, and it only became `fixed` on the way out. Dismissing it pulled
a full viewport of height out of the flow and moved the hero by a whole screen.
A click hid that from the metric. CLS excuses shifts within 500 milliseconds of user input, so anyone who
clicked through never contributed the shift to their score. Anyone who did not click contributed all of
it. Visitors with `prefers-reduced-motion`, and anyone returning within the same session, skip the splash
and never click, so they took the full shift. Measured against production before the fix, that path
scored **74 on mobile with CLS 1.0**, while the headline number was 100. The score was accurate for
clickers and wrong for everyone else.
The fix was structural: the splash is a fixed overlay from its first paint, so it is never in flow and
removing it cannot reflow anything.
A second, smaller defect came out of the same work. The splash is server-rendered, so on a refresh the
browser painted it and hydration removed it a frame later, which is the flash people were seeing.
React cannot prevent that: even `useLayoutEffect` runs after the first paint of the server HTML. The
decision now happens in a synchronous script in `<head>` that reads the session flag and
`prefers-reduced-motion` and stamps the root element, so a returning visitor never gets a painted frame
of it.
Current production, measured this week:
| | Score | LCP | CLS | TBT |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Mobile | 97 | 1.2 s | 0.013 | 20 ms |
| Desktop | 98 | 1.0 s | 0.005 | 0 ms |
Mobile gives up two or three points against the old headline 100, all of it Speed Index, which is the
unavoidable cost of holding a cover at all. The reduced-motion path now scores 98 rather than 74. That
trade is the point of the update: a 97 that is true for every visitor is worth more than a 100 that was
only true for the ones who clicked.
The lesson repeats. Twice before, the number was hiding where the cost actually was. This time the
number was hiding who was paying it.