diff --git a/apps/web/public/images/products/hash-bags.png b/apps/web/public/images/products/hash-bags.png
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..b971970
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diff --git a/apps/web/src/app/apps/page.tsx b/apps/web/src/app/apps/page.tsx
index 76ddc56..0af9008 100644
--- a/apps/web/src/app/apps/page.tsx
+++ b/apps/web/src/app/apps/page.tsx
@@ -19,6 +19,18 @@ export const metadata: Metadata = {
 };
 
 const apps = [
+  {
+    name: "Hash Bags",
+    tagline: "Non-custodial multi-chain wallet. Wownero-first.",
+    icon: "/images/products/hash-bags.png",
+    color: "text-emerald-600 dark:text-emerald-400",
+    borderColor: "border-emerald-500/20",
+    href: "/products/hash-bags",
+    links: [
+      { platform: "google" as const, href: "https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.suchsoftware.hashwallet" },
+      { platform: "apple" as const, href: null },
+    ],
+  },
   {
     name: "Bloomword",
     tagline: "Grow your vocab: a daily word game with a living 3D tree",
diff --git a/apps/web/src/app/globals.css b/apps/web/src/app/globals.css
index b71bc59..f4b32a1 100644
--- a/apps/web/src/app/globals.css
+++ b/apps/web/src/app/globals.css
@@ -327,3 +327,40 @@
 html[data-splash="skip"] #splash-overlay {
   display: none !important;
 }
+
+/* Splash handover burst: the four pillar cells disperse as the mark hands over to the page.
+   The blobs sit where the monogram's four cells were (a 2x2 grid about the centre), so this
+   reads as the logo coming apart rather than as a generic flash.
+
+   ONLY transform and opacity animate, both compositor properties. This deliberately avoids
+   animating filter/background: the matrix animation pegged a core doing exactly that, because
+   a filter change re-renders the whole filter graph every frame. Soft edges come from a static
+   radial-gradient that is painted once and then only transformed. */
+@keyframes splash-burst {
+  from { transform: translate(-50%, -50%) scale(0.35); opacity: var(--burst-peak); }
+  to   { transform: translate(-50%, -50%) scale(3.1); opacity: 0; }
+}
+.splash-burst-blob {
+  position: absolute;
+  width: 34vmin;
+  height: 34vmin;
+  border-radius: 9999px;
+  opacity: 0;
+  will-change: transform, opacity;
+  animation: splash-burst 420ms cubic-bezier(0.16, 0.84, 0.44, 1) forwards;
+  /* Half-transparent by construction: the gradient's own alpha never reaches 1, and
+     --burst-peak holds the whole layer under half opacity. */
+  --burst-peak: 0.42;
+}
+.dark .splash-burst-blob { --burst-peak: 0.5; }
+.splash-burst-s { background: radial-gradient(circle, rgb(26 92 56 / 0.55), transparent 70%); }
+.splash-burst-u { background: radial-gradient(circle, rgb(184 54 112 / 0.55), transparent 70%); }
+.splash-burst-c { background: radial-gradient(circle, rgb(23 106 146 / 0.55), transparent 70%); }
+.splash-burst-h { background: radial-gradient(circle, rgb(18 133 126 / 0.55), transparent 70%); }
+.dark .splash-burst-s { background: radial-gradient(circle, rgb(53 146 92 / 0.55), transparent 70%); }
+.dark .splash-burst-u { background: radial-gradient(circle, rgb(232 104 158 / 0.55), transparent 70%); }
+.dark .splash-burst-c { background: radial-gradient(circle, rgb(74 173 224 / 0.55), transparent 70%); }
+.dark .splash-burst-h { background: radial-gradient(circle, rgb(58 212 198 / 0.55), transparent 70%); }
+@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
+  .splash-burst-blob { display: none; }
+}
diff --git a/apps/web/src/app/products/hash-bags/page.tsx b/apps/web/src/app/products/hash-bags/page.tsx
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..efeba21
--- /dev/null
+++ b/apps/web/src/app/products/hash-bags/page.tsx
@@ -0,0 +1,142 @@
+import { Header } from "@/components/layout/header";
+import { MobileNav } from "@/components/layout/mobile-nav";
+import { Card } from "@repo/ui/components/card";
+import { StoreButtons } from "@/components/store-buttons";
+import { JsonLd, breadcrumbLd, softwareAppLd } from "@/components/seo/json-ld";
+import Image from "next/image";
+import Link from "next/link";
+import type { Metadata } from "next";
+
+const DESCRIPTION =
+  "Open-source, non-custodial wallet for Monero, Wownero, Bitcoin, and nine more chains. Wownero-first, with Ledger, Trezor, and BitBox support. Free on Android; iOS and desktop coming soon.";
+
+export const metadata: Metadata = {
+  title: "Hash Bags: Non-Custodial Multi-Chain Crypto Wallet | Such Software",
+  description: DESCRIPTION,
+  alternates: { canonical: "/products/hash-bags" },
+  openGraph: {
+    title: "Hash Bags: Non-Custodial Multi-Chain Crypto Wallet | Such Software",
+    description: DESCRIPTION,
+    type: "website",
+    images: ["/images/branding/OG_banner_v2_light.png"],
+  },
+  twitter: {
+    card: "summary_large_image",
+    images: ["/images/branding/OG_banner_v2_light.png"],
+  },
+};
+
+const chains = [
+  { name: "Monero", ticker: "XMR" },
+  { name: "Wownero", ticker: "WOW" },
+  { name: "Bitcoin", ticker: "BTC" },
+  { name: "Litecoin", ticker: "LTC, incl. MWEB" },
+  { name: "Bitcoin Cash", ticker: "BCH" },
+  { name: "Dogecoin", ticker: "DOGE" },
+  { name: "Nano", ticker: "XNO" },
+  { name: "Ethereum", ticker: "ETH + ERC-20s" },
+  { name: "Polygon", ticker: "POL" },
+  { name: "Base", ticker: "BASE" },
+  { name: "Arbitrum", ticker: "ARB" },
+  { name: "BNB Smart Chain", ticker: "BSC" },
+];
+
+export default function HashBagsPage() {
+  return (
+    <main className="relative min-h-screen flex flex-col items-center bg-background text-foreground">
+      <JsonLd data={breadcrumbLd([
+        { name: "Home", path: "/" },
+        { name: "Products", path: "/products" },
+        { name: "Hash Bags", path: "/products/hash-bags" },
+      ])} />
+      <JsonLd data={softwareAppLd({
+        name: "Hash Bags",
+        path: "/products/hash-bags",
+        description: DESCRIPTION,
+        category: "FinanceApplication",
+        operatingSystem: "Android",
+        price: "0",
+      })} />
+      <Header />
+      <div id="main-content" className="z-10 w-full max-w-4xl mx-auto py-20 px-4 pb-24 md:pb-20">
+        <Link href="/products" className="text-sm text-muted-foreground hover:text-foreground mb-8 inline-block">
+          ← Back to Products
+        </Link>
+
+        <div className="flex items-center gap-5 mb-6">
+          <Image
+            src="/images/products/hash-bags.png"
+            alt="Hash Bags icon"
+            width={80}
+            height={80}
+            className="rounded-[22%]"
+          />
+          <h1 className="text-4xl md:text-5xl font-bold text-emerald-600 dark:text-emerald-400">
+            Hash Bags
+          </h1>
+        </div>
+
+        <div className="prose dark:prose-invert max-w-none mb-12">
+          <p className="text-xl text-muted-foreground leading-relaxed">
+            A wallet for your coins. Hash Bags is an open-source, non-custodial, multi-chain
+            crypto wallet: your keys and your funds stay on your device, and we never hold
+            either. Free on Android today, with iOS and desktop on the way.
+          </p>
+        </div>
+
+        <div className="mb-12">
+          <StoreButtons
+            links={[
+              { platform: "google", href: "https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.suchsoftware.hashwallet" },
+              { platform: "apple", href: null },
+            ]}
+            extraLinks={[{ href: "https://hash.boats", label: "hash.boats" }]}
+          />
+          <p className="mt-4 text-sm text-muted-foreground">
+            Live on Google Play. The iOS build is in review, and macOS, Linux, and Windows
+            follow after that.
+          </p>
+        </div>
+
+        <section className="mb-12">
+          <h2 className="text-2xl font-bold mb-4">Why it exists</h2>
+          <div className="prose dark:prose-invert max-w-none">
+            <p className="text-muted-foreground leading-relaxed">
+              Cake Wallet ended Wownero support in early 2026. Hash Bags is a fork that keeps
+              Wownero a first-class mobile experience, maintained by the project&apos;s founder,
+              while shipping a slimmer and more focused multi-coin wallet without the chains and
+              integrations we would rather not maintain or recommend.
+            </p>
+          </div>
+        </section>
+
+        <section className="mb-12">
+          <h2 className="text-2xl font-bold mb-4">Twelve chains</h2>
+          <div className="grid grid-cols-2 sm:grid-cols-3 gap-3">
+            {chains.map((c) => (
+              <Card key={c.name} className="glass-card p-4">
+                <div className="font-semibold">{c.name}</div>
+                <div className="text-sm text-muted-foreground">{c.ticker}</div>
+              </Card>
+            ))}
+          </div>
+        </section>
+
+        <section className="mb-12">
+          <h2 className="text-2xl font-bold mb-4">Hardware wallets</h2>
+          <p className="text-muted-foreground leading-relaxed">
+            Ledger, Trezor, and BitBox are supported, so the keys can stay off the phone
+            entirely if that is how you prefer to hold them.
+          </p>
+        </section>
+
+        <div className="text-center">
+          <Link href="/products" className="text-sm text-muted-foreground hover:text-foreground transition-colors">
+            ← All products
+          </Link>
+        </div>
+      </div>
+      <MobileNav />
+    </main>
+  );
+}
diff --git a/apps/web/src/app/products/page.tsx b/apps/web/src/app/products/page.tsx
index df48767..eafa345 100644
--- a/apps/web/src/app/products/page.tsx
+++ b/apps/web/src/app/products/page.tsx
@@ -31,6 +31,14 @@ const products: Product[] = [
     icon: "/images/products/custom-websites.svg",
     releaseDate: "2025-01-01",
   },
+  {
+    slug: "hash-bags",
+    title: "Hash Bags",
+    description: "Open-source, non-custodial wallet for Monero, Wownero, Bitcoin, and nine more chains. Wownero-first, with Ledger, Trezor, and BitBox support. Android now; iOS and desktop coming.",
+    color: "emerald",
+    icon: "/images/products/hash-bags.png",
+    releaseDate: "2026-08-17",
+  },
   {
     slug: "smirk-wallet",
     title: "Smirk Wallet",
diff --git a/apps/web/src/app/sitemap.ts b/apps/web/src/app/sitemap.ts
index 2caf56f..c42d583 100644
--- a/apps/web/src/app/sitemap.ts
+++ b/apps/web/src/app/sitemap.ts
@@ -17,6 +17,7 @@ export default function sitemap(): MetadataRoute.Sitemap {
     { url: `${base}/products/neroswap`, lastModified: updated, changeFrequency: "monthly", priority: 0.8 },
     { url: `${base}/products/webshops`, lastModified: updated, changeFrequency: "monthly", priority: 0.8 },
     { url: `${base}/products/custom-websites`, lastModified: updated, changeFrequency: "monthly", priority: 0.8 },
+    { url: `${base}/products/hash-bags`, lastModified: updated, changeFrequency: "weekly", priority: 0.8 },
     { url: `${base}/products/smirk-wallet`, lastModified: updated, changeFrequency: "monthly", priority: 0.8 },
     { url: `${base}/products/bauhaus-echo`, lastModified: updated, changeFrequency: "monthly", priority: 0.8 },
     { url: `${base}/products/vegan-iq`, lastModified: updated, changeFrequency: "monthly", priority: 0.8 },
diff --git a/apps/web/src/components/landing/hero-splash.tsx b/apps/web/src/components/landing/hero-splash.tsx
index 1bf68bf..afa99e7 100644
--- a/apps/web/src/components/landing/hero-splash.tsx
+++ b/apps/web/src/components/landing/hero-splash.tsx
@@ -12,6 +12,16 @@ const SPLASH_MS = 1337;
 // gate stacked on the first.
 const FADE_MS = 260;
 
+// The four monogram cells, in the 2x2 grid the mark ends on: S and C in the left column,
+// U and H in the right. The burst throws one blob out of each, in that letter's own colour,
+// so the handover reads as the logo dispersing rather than as an unrelated flash.
+const BURST_CELLS = [
+  { key: "s", left: "44%", top: "44%" },
+  { key: "u", left: "56%", top: "44%" },
+  { key: "c", left: "44%", top: "56%" },
+  { key: "h", left: "56%", top: "56%" },
+] as const;
+
 /**
  * First-load splash: the pillar signature.
  *
@@ -77,30 +87,55 @@ export function HeroSplash({ onEnter, leaving }: { onEnter: () => void; leaving?
     };
   }, [leaving]);
 
+  const fade = { transitionDuration: `${FADE_MS}ms`, opacity: fadeOut ? 0 : 1 };
+
   return (
     <div
       id="splash-overlay"
       role="presentation"
-      className={`fixed inset-0 z-50 flex items-center justify-center overflow-hidden bg-background ${
-        leaving ? `pointer-events-none transition-opacity ${fadeOut ? "opacity-0" : "opacity-100"}` : ""
+      className={`fixed inset-0 z-50 flex items-center justify-center overflow-hidden ${
+        leaving ? "pointer-events-none" : "bg-background"
       }`}
-      style={leaving ? { transitionDuration: `${FADE_MS}ms` } : undefined}
     >
-      {/* The mark is the only content, so it is the LCP candidate: an <img> is a valid
-          LCP element where an inline <svg> is not. */}
-      <img
-        src="/images/animations/morph_splash_light.svg"
-        alt="Such Software"
-        fetchPriority="high"
-        className="h-auto w-[min(62vw,38vh)] dark:hidden"
-      />
-      <img
-        src="/images/animations/morph_splash.svg"
-        alt=""
-        aria-hidden="true"
-        fetchPriority="high"
-        className="hidden h-auto w-[min(62vw,38vh)] dark:block"
-      />
+      {/* The ground and the mark fade on their own, NOT as one container: the burst has to
+          outlive them, and fading the whole overlay would take the burst down with it in
+          the same 260ms. */}
+      {leaving && (
+        <div className="absolute inset-0 bg-background transition-opacity" style={fade} />
+      )}
+
+      {/* The handover burst: one blob per monogram cell, in that cell's own colour, thrown
+          outward from where the letter was. aria-hidden and pointer-events-none: it is pure
+          decoration over content that is already interactive underneath. */}
+      {leaving && (
+        <div aria-hidden="true" className="pointer-events-none absolute inset-0">
+          {BURST_CELLS.map((cell, i) => (
+            <span
+              key={cell.key}
+              className={`splash-burst-blob splash-burst-${cell.key}`}
+              style={{ left: cell.left, top: cell.top, animationDelay: `${i * 25}ms` }}
+            />
+          ))}
+        </div>
+      )}
+
+      {/* The mark is the largest thing on the first screen, so it is the LCP candidate: an
+          <img> is a valid LCP element where an inline <svg> is not. */}
+      <div className={leaving ? "relative transition-opacity" : "relative"} style={leaving ? fade : undefined}>
+        <img
+          src="/images/animations/morph_splash_light.svg"
+          alt="Such Software"
+          fetchPriority="high"
+          className="h-auto w-[min(62vw,38vh)] dark:hidden"
+        />
+        <img
+          src="/images/animations/morph_splash.svg"
+          alt=""
+          aria-hidden="true"
+          fetchPriority="high"
+          className="hidden h-auto w-[min(62vw,38vh)] dark:block"
+        />
+      </div>
     </div>
   );
 }
diff --git a/apps/web/src/components/landing/home-shell.tsx b/apps/web/src/components/landing/home-shell.tsx
index cd7dc0f..df8e100 100644
--- a/apps/web/src/components/landing/home-shell.tsx
+++ b/apps/web/src/components/landing/home-shell.tsx
@@ -140,7 +140,8 @@ export function HomeShell({ children }: { children: ReactNode }) {
     setTimeout(() => {
       setSplashUp(false);
       tryRelease();
-    }, 300);   // the overlay's 260ms cross-fade, plus a frame
+    }, 540);   // the 420ms burst plus its 75ms stagger, not just the 260ms cross-fade:
+               // unmounting on the fade alone cut the blobs off mid-flight
   };
 
   return (